I looked at my blog today and came across several ads that had been posted by my host, Google.
In the main, the advertisements were concerned with writing and publishing, apart from one.
The odd one out that caught my eye was the ad at the top of my blog page that offered help in the treatment of a particularly nasty disorder.
The ad was entitled:

Rectal Prolapse.

I Googled the two words to find ugly images of arses that had exploded and had left behind a foot of intestine hanging out.

The images were one's I had only seen before while walking past dimly lit clinics that had exploding arses plastered all over their front window as a bizarre invitation to go in.

Hey, if you want me to advertise exploding arseholes for you, send me a T-Shirt with the image of an exploded arse on it. I'll wear it everywhere.
Why don't I tell you why I',m here?
I'm selling my book,
Extremadura.